Always Right about Laser Printers

just shut the hell up

Why don’t people listen to me and follow all the advice I give about Laser Printers as gospel? God, why?

People should pay me for being so awesome with my knowledge about Laser Printers, but instead I'm broke.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Do you just not see that I’m awesome?

That I'm always right on Laser Printers?

That I’m still drunk at 9:00 in the morning?

You people should be ashamed.